99 Cent eBook Sale Extended Till December 31st!

Got a shiny new Kindle or iPad for Christmas and wish you could still get a couple Spooky books for just 99 cents each to help fill it up? You talked me into it! I’ll keep the sale up for one last week. These links and codes are only good on Smashwords (all common ebook formats are available). This extended offer is only good through New Year’s, so here’s you last chance to get ’em cheap!

Click to get the first book, The Spooky Chronicles: The Crooked Man, for 99 cents in multiple ebook formats by using this code during check out: HQ39S

Moments after a child on his death bed passes away, he is visited by a mysterious “crooked man” who sends him back to the land of the living. Upon returning, the young boy realizes that his mother was taken in his place, but that’s only the beginning of the Crooked Man’s sinister plan.

Click to get the second book, The Spooky Chronicles: The Terminal People, for 99 cents in multiple ebook formats by using this code during check out: DE94L

Still growing up as a dead boy, “Spooky” Spencer Lawson is learning about the strange world he never asked to be a part of (which is a lot more interesting than math). When a mysterious stranger he meets in an alley appears to die after touching Spooky’s hand, Spooky begins to wonder how dangerous he really is, especially to the people he cares about.

99 Cent eBook Sale ‘Till Christmas!

There was a fairly good response for this back on Cyber Monday, so let’s do it again! These links and codes are only good on Smashwords (all ebook formats are available). This is only good through Christmas, so get ’em now!

Click to get the first book, The Spooky Chronicles: The Crooked Man, for 99 cents in multiple ebook formats by using this code during check out: HQ39S

Moments after a child on his death bed passes away, he is visited by a mysterious “crooked man” who sends him back to the land of the living. Upon returning, the young boy realizes that his mother was taken in his place, but that’s only the beginning of the Crooked Man’s sinister plan.

Click to get the second book, The Spooky Chronicles: The Terminal People, for 99 cents in multiple ebook formats by using this code during check out: DE94L

Still growing up as a dead boy, “Spooky” Spencer Lawson is learning about the strange world he never asked to be a part of (which is a lot more interesting than math). When a mysterious stranger he meets in an alley appears to die after touching Spooky’s hand, Spooky begins to wonder how dangerous he really is, especially to the people he cares about.

25 Things Writers Should Know About Rejection

A blog called Terribleminds (as retweeted by Barbie Wilde) has some pretty good stuff about rejection letters presented in an entertaining way. Here’s a few favorites.

2. Rejection has value.
It teaches us when our work or our skillset is not good enough and must be made better. This is a powerful revelation, like the burning UFO wheel seen by the prophet Ezekiel, or like the McRib sandwich shaped like the Virgin Mary seen by the prophet Steve Jenkins. Rejection refines us. Those who fall prey to its enervating soul-sucking tentacles are doomed. Those who persist past it are survivors. Best ask yourself the question: what kind of writer are you? The kind who survives? Or the kind who gets asphyxiated by the tentacles of woe?

6. It’s not about you.
It’s about the work. I mean, unless it is about you. I guess it could be personal. If you send a story off to an editor, and you once shat in that editor’s fishtank, well. That might be personal.

9. Some rejections Are as worthless as a short-sleeved straightjacket.
Not every rejection — or every person wielding the big red “NUH-UH” stamp — is a quality one. Form rejections won’t teach you anything other than the fact that the editor didn’t have time. Rejections that never come — a “no” by proxy — are even less valuable. Sometimes you’ll receive a rejection that just doesn’t add up, leaving you scratching your pink parts in slack-jawed bewilderment. Recognize that some — not all, not even most, but some — rejections are as fruitful as a shoebox full of dead mice.

5 Lies They Tell You About Writing (And Why They All Aren’t)

Just saw an article on the Huffington Post by C.A. Belmond entitled “5 Lies They Tell You About Writing,” and how they are “half-truths: at worst, they are straightjackets for budding authors.” It’s an interesting read, but I think a few of the explanations are a bit displaced.

1. Write What You Know.

The oldest advice for would-be authors. Of course, it wouldn’t be interesting fiction if the ONLY thing you wrote was only what you had personally experienced. What’s being suggested here isn’t the overall plot but rather the details. Writers have the unique privilege of stepping into everyone’s shoes, but deep down there will always be the author’s reaction (even if it wasn’t the first one). What a character likes or doesn’t, believes or doesn’t, or even does or doesn’t always comes down to the personal choice of the author. When it feels disingenuous and phony, this is the reason. Go with your gut.

2. Descriptions are passé. Brand names are cool.

In my own current YA horror series, “The Spooky Chronicles,” my main character has a tendency to hang on the first detail that comes to mind and “brands” the character with that detail until he finds out more: the Veiled Woman, the Asian-looking Lady, the Butler Guy. Even though it’s from a child’s point of view, it’s something we all do, even as a adults. As he learns more about the people (along with the reader), his description changes, adding to the initial detail until he discovers a proper name for them. I will agree, however, that if the reference here is merely about swapping the word Motorola or iPhone for the description mobile phone, it’s feels a bit lazy unless there’s a specific reason why that particular brand is important. Besides, it more fun to write “My dad’s favorite beer, the one with the patriot on the label” then just say Sam Adams.

3. Fiction is a lie.

Of course it is, but as the story goes, “I want to know how it ends.” If the story was actually was true, it’d be a documentary, right? I agree with Belmond on this, however, being the most pretentious of the five; it kind of goes without saying, so even saying is sounds pretty pompous as an excuse for anything.

4. Literary fiction equals literature (and is therefore superior to genre fiction).

For the initiated, literary fiction or “serious fiction” is said to focus “more upon style, psychological depth, and character… in comparison from genre fiction and popular fiction (i.e., paraliterature).” This is the second biggest fib in this list (mostly agreeing with the author for the second time), but it does create a good point. A well-rounded story should take all of this into consideration; there’s no rule to trade one for the other or that says both don’t work. Heavy drama benefits more from character depth than an action thriller, but they are different kinds of stories with different things that readers look for.

5. “Hey, writers are entertainers. I’m not trying to be Tolstoy.”

Of course, they aren’t. How many of them even know who Tolstoy is?

Soft Launch: “Resulting Consulting” Book Branding Services

Some of you know that I’ve been working professionally with computers, graphics, and writing for years. Starting out in the US Navy as personal computers and the Internet started going mainstream, I’ve worked for both AOL and Web.com doing everything from helping people get connected to getting their merchandise sold. Right now, however, my day job (whenever I’m not writing) doesn’t include more than technical customer support skills, so the only things that my years of experience are going to is my own writing and promotion.

That, however, ends today. I’m launching Resulting Consulting, a “book branding” venture (hence the Texas-style “rocking-R, bar-C” logo). These will be commissions that I’m taking on myself, not handing off to others, and so from time to time I may not be able to provide these services, but for now we’ll see how it goes. I’ve already been doing this in pay and in trade for a while now, so this kind of made sense. Having also gotten into the publishing field with my own work, I’ve learned a lot in a very short time and have been amazed at how much people who’ve been doing it longer simply don’t know what they don’t know. I intend to change that (for those willing to listen) while continuing to learn myself since this is brand-new and constantly evolving field. Come along for the ride!

Why I Love the Idea of Herman Cain

In high school, I barely paid attention to song lyrics, let alone politics. In college, I was still trying to figure out what I wanted to “be.” In the US Navy, I got to travel Europe and the Middle East while getting a very good view of how the rest of the world views Americans. After my service, I got into customer support and media creation, but it wasn’t until I met someone else who did pay attention to the political landscape that I actually started to listen.

As a veteran serviceman, it was a no-brainer that our current president had the wrong idea from the word “change.” The world cherishes American exceptionalism and invention, and they all jealously aspire to it (wouldn’t you?) Communism and socialism are interesting ideas that fail as soon as one person wants more than the next person and has the means to take it (sorry, pacifists), and it’s human nature to securely want more than enough. Sometimes it’s greed, but it’s also easy to identify that it comes from a time when you didn’t have what you needed whether it was for you or those you car about.

Now a new presidential campaign has started, and many old men and established politicians are saying the same old things with one exception: Herman Cain. I had heard him before when he sat in for Neal Boortz (who always has an interesting take on things), and I admired what Mr. Cain has been able to do with his life and his success. At the prodding of fans and friends, Mr. Cain explored the possibility of running for the US Presidency and decided to run. The message is a threat to all politicians everywhere: a non-politician who wants the government to run with the same accountability that every business and individual is responsible for. He came prepared with actual plans that backed his statements, not vague buzz words that sound wonderful when cheered by a mob.

I also recall that his biggest fear was what would happen when the attacks began, and he was most concerned for his family. With no other place to stick a dagger, opponents at last dug up the report of an affair, targeting his family life as a character assassination attempt. Thus far, it has worked, mostly because it seems to be affecting the candidate himself. While I have no idea if these allegations are true or not, consider the following: why would anyone who kept an affair secret risk their family life by putting themselves on the stage of public opinion? It doesn’t make much sense but it does make for great tabloid, and that reeks of manufacturer.

True or not, I hate the idea of voting for the “less evil” candidate, and someone like Herman Cain sounded like someone I’d be happy to vote for instead of crossing my fingers that things wouldn’t stay on course to hit a brick wall. However, my thinking is this: after weeks of steadily losing ground, talk of Herman Cain’s withdrawal is effectively getting his name back out there. If he stays in the race, it’s with the commitment of a man that deserves my support. If he withdraws, he was never really prepared to go as far as he needed to begin with.

Your move, Mr. Cain.

$2.99 eBook Sale and Spooky Chronicles Updates

Effective immediately, all individual ebooks for the Spooky Chronicles are $2.99 apiece. This price change is already effective on Smashwords and will trickle down to Kindle, Sony Reader, Nook, and iBooks throughout the next few weeks. Did you know that ebooks make great holiday gifts? No need to thank me.

Click here to download books in the Spooky Chronicles to your favorite reader device!

Also, the “secret” Spooky Chronicles book, Forget Me Nots, is off to the editors for inclusion in the charity anthology “Maelstrom: Tales of Madness and Horror.” All proceeds go to help flood victims in the Northeast, so I’ll post details on how to get it here (and anywhere else I can) as soon as I have the final details.

In other news, I’m hard at work on the third book, “Schoolhouse Number Five.” I originally slated to have this done before the end of Spring 2012 (which means I should have all three books available for con season), but I might get in done sooner and even have a fourth book out by then.

First Review: “The Terminal People”

The Terminal People
“This is a really well written, really good second book in Kevin’s series. Spooky continues to find out more about himself and his kind, as well as learning how to deal with his new powers. Spooky encounters more bizarre goings on in this book. He even ends up thinking he is causing the strange things around him to happen, until he decides to investigate the truth, uncovering new people in his world… I found this book a really good second read in the series. It followed on nicely from the first book, pulling you along with Spooky… an endearing character… cant wait to see what the next installment holds for Spooky.”

~ Madsheep Reading

Still growing up as a dead boy, “Spooky” Spencer Lawson is learning about the strange world he never asked to be a part of (which is a lot more interesting than math). When a mysterious stranger he meets in an alley appears to die after touching Spooky’s hand, Spooky begins to wonder how dangerous he really is, especially to the people he cares about.

Get the new eBook now!

This is the follow up to the critically acclaimed introductory book, The Spooky Chronicles: The Crooked Man.

VMS, “Victus Mortuus” Syndrome (from The Spooky Chronicles)

From the Desk of Dr. Emil Whittaker, M.D.

To Whom It May Concern,

This is to certify that the patient, Spencer Alexander Lawson, is under the care and treatment of Dr. Emil Whittaker, M.D., practicing at Waterview Mercy Hospital in River City, AL. As a cancer survivor, the patient endures a condition called VMS, or “Victus Mortuus” Syndrome. This unique condition is limited to the patient and represents no danger to others.

Symptoms are categorized as follows:

  • Faint or seemingly nonexistent heartbeat
  • Shallow or seemingly nonexistent breath
  • Little or no bleeding from accidental lacerations
  • Cloudy eyes
  • Skin pallor
  • Severe lack of appetite
  • Dehydration
  • It is strongly suggested that the patient be allowed (but not limited to) the following concessions:

  • Water or fluids whenever requested
  • Excused from any and all meals
  • Excused to go to the restroom at any time
  • Excused from strenuous activity at any time
  • The patient carries an emergency medical alert and information device (in the form of a pendant) in the event of an episode (such as sudden loss of consciousness). It is suggested to activate the EMA on behalf of the patient if the patient is unable to do so.

    Warning: Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should emergency medical personnel make any attempt to revive the patient without express instruction from the treatment specialist as this may cause further harm to the patient up to and including potentially fatal consequences.

    Sincerely,

    Dr. Emil Whittaker, M.D.
    Senior Staff Oncologist
    Waterview Mercy Hospital
    River City, AL

    Note: this form is intended to provide school personnel with information concerning physician-directed mandates for the continued health of an attending student.